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[barking]

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[Jacqueline]
This is the convent San tanco in San Juan, Puerto Rico.

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Until one week ago,
we were much like any other teaching order.

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That is when sister bertrille
came to join us.

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Things were never
quite the same after that.

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You see,
sister bertrille flies.

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Oh, not in an airplane.
She only weighs 90 pounds

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and she just...Flies.

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Unfortunately,
her first landing

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was not as graceful
as her takeoff.

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But a few days later,

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in the quiet of early morning,
when the wind was gusty,

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sister bertrille's
spirit of adventure got the better of her

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and she took to the air again.

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Unfortunately,
her unscheduled flight

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coincided with an all-night
poker game

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that was still going strong
on a luxury yacht in San Juan harbor.

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♪[music playing]

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The yacht was owned
by Carlos Ramirez,

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who was
a professional gambler

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and the owner
of a discotheque.

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He was also a playboy
and an agnostic.

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Sister bertrille
changed all that in one fell swoop.

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[footsteps approaching]

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Thought you'd like a belt,
honey.

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Carlos?

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Huh?

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Want a drink?

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[drink splashing]

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Hey, if you didn't want one,
all you had to do was say "no."

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What?

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That's the first time
I ever seen you refuse a drink.

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I think I'm going
to give up drinking.

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[Jacqueline]
Sister bertrille didn't know it yet,

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but she was about to gain
her first convert.

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♪[music playing]

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[people chattering]

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[exclaiming]

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Hi, Dottie.
Oh, hi.

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Hi.
Hi, Dottie.

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Oh, when did--
when did you get in?

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We just flew in
from Miami. Where's Carlos?

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In his office, reading.

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Readin'?

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You mean, like books?
Worse than that. Religious books.

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You're kiddin'.

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He hasn't touched a card
or been near a crap table for 3 days.

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No kidding. I'm really
worried about him.

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Yeah, well, me, too.

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I mean, we came over here
for a little bit of action, you know.

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Well, what do you think
I've been lookin' for?

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Except he's given up girls,
too.

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Chicks I can understand,
but cards?

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Yeah.

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You know,
sometimes I think you fellas got a funny sense of values.

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Come on.

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Look what just blew in.
Hiya, Carlos.

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$100 I can guess
what kind of book you're reading.

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I don't bet on things
like that, Lou.

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So, we ain't fussy.

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What's your game?
Poker, craps?

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I'm sorry.

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But I'm afraid
you have to count me out.

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I was just going for a walk
on the beach.

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What for?

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To think, Dottie.

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I need time to meditate.

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See what I mean?

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I can't do a thing with him.

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Hey.

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This really is milk.

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[Carlos]
That's right.

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I don't keep liquor here
anymore.

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Now what's the matter,
Carlos?

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You sick or somethin'?

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Perhaps I've been sick
all my life,

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but now I think
I'm on the road to recovery.

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Please come in,
sister bertrille.

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Thanks.

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You wanted to see me,
reverend mother? Yes.

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Bishop Dillion
will be arriving in San Juan tomorrow

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and staying a few days.

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Now, I think it would be
inadvisable to inform him

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of your talent
for aerobatics.

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Oh, I don't think the subject
will come up.

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No, you do not
understand me, sister.

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I do not want you to fly
while the bishop is on the island.

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You mean I'm grounded?

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I would like you
to stay on the ground, yes.

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Oh.

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Not even a quick flip
around the convent when the lights are out?

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What's the matter,
reverend mother?

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[sighing]
Sister bertrille, since your arrival,

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I sometimes feel
as if I'm living

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in Alice in Wonderland.

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I saw your friend
at early mass this morning, sister bertrille.

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Oh, which friend is that?

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Señor Ramirez.

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Señor Ramirez?
At mass?

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Si. You could have
knocked me over with a father.

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Feather, sister.

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Are you sure
it was Señor Ramirez?

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I saw him
at the late mass, too.

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He went to mass
twice in one day?

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Boy, that's really going
the complete pig.

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Complete pig?

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The complete pig.

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The whole hog?

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[laughing]

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American, very hard language.

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Well, let's hope
that Señor Ramirez's

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return to the fold
is permanent.

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And that he's given up
his life as a professional gambler.

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Yeah, I'd like to think
he has,

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but I 'll lay you
8 to 5 he hasn't.

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[waves crashing]

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[seagulls cawing]

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Carlos! Carlos!

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[panting]

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Hi.

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Hello.

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You know,
I've warned you, Carlos,

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nobody likes a playboy
who's a drag.

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You keep this up
and you're going to get

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a very bad reputation
among the other gamblers.

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I'm sorry, Dottie,

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but there are things
more important than their feelings.

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Oh, what is it, Carlos?

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Is it another girl?

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In a way.

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Well, what do you mean
"in a way"?

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Perhaps I do owe you
an explanation.

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I saw a nun flying, Dottie.

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Well, what's so strange
about that?

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There's nothing
in their religion that stops them from flying.

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This one was flying
without a plane.

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Without a plane?

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Yes.

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Not even parachute?

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Just flying?

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Yes.

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Oh, look--look, Carlos.

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You know I-I'd
be the last person

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to put the knock on the nuns.

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But they just don't have
that kind of power, honey.

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I know.
That's the whole point.

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It must be some

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kind of sign.

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Sign?
Yes.

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To change my way of life.

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A vision.

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I got to say
something for you, honey

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you sure
got original vision.

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[Bertrille]
♪ paint me a picture ♪

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[children]
♪ la, la, la ♪

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♪ paint me a picture ♪

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♪ la, la, la ♪

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♪ paint me a picture
of your all-time favorite ♪

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♪ and everyday
you think about it dream ♪

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♪ paint me a picture ♪

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♪ la, la, la ♪

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♪ paint me a picture ♪

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♪ la, la, la ♪

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♪ paint me a picture
of a nightmare that you had ♪

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♪ that wasn't half as bad
as it seemed ♪

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♪ red and yellow ♪

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♪ green and blue ♪

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♪ mix them anyway ♪

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♪ let's see just
what you can do ♪

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♪ paint me a picture ♪

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♪ la, la, la ♪

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♪ paint me a picture ♪

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♪ la, la, la ♪

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♪ paint me a picture
of what makes you happiest ♪

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♪ and then we'll try
to make it come true ♪

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♪ paint me a picture ♪

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♪ of a honey bee ♪

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♪ paint me a picture ♪

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♪ of a funny me ♪

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♪ paint me a picture ♪

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♪ and then I'll paint
a picture for you ♪

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[children cheering]

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[exclaiming]

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Sister bertrille?

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Well, hi, Dottie.
What are you doing here?

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Well, I had to see you
about something very important, sister.

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Oh, Ok.

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[speaking Spanish]

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[in English]
[English translation] Take 5, kids.

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Some classroom, huh?
Hmm.

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I tell you,
sometimes I feel like the Prisoner of Zenda.

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Well, come on over here
and you can tell me all about your problem.

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Oh, thanks, sister
oh, you're a real doll.

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Oh, no--no offense, sister.

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Uh, sister,
I--I would have gone to see a priest,

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but I feel I can
really talk to you.

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I mean, you used to be
a girl and all.

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Well, that's one way
of putting it.

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Anyway, you--you seemed
closer to the problem.

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What do you mean?
Well,

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[stuttering]
I'm getting to that. See, it's about Carlos.

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No kidding, sister,
I-I'm worried sick about him.

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He's given up gambling
and drinking and even girls.

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But, no kidding, he's turning
into some kind of monk!

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Oh.

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[stuttering]
No offense.

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I know he's been coming
to mass everyday, Dottie,

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but I don't think that
could really be considered a turn for the worse.

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But you don't know
why he's suddenly changed.

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He's having

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[whispering]
Religious hallucinations.

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[whispering]
What kind of hallucinations?

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Hold on to your hat,
sister.

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He says he's seen
a nun flying.

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Oh, swell.

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He even thinks
it's some kind of vision or something.

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But I--I told him that,
well, you people don't do that sort of thing,

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but he--he just won't listen.

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Well, w-what do you think,
sister?

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I think it's something
that has to be nipped in the bud right away!

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Sister, what are you doing
on roller skates?

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Well, the reverend mother
took the car, so I borrowed these from one of the kids.

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I got to see Señor Ramirez
fast.

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Why?
So he can go back to gambling and girls.

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I beg your pardon.

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Well, that's not exactly
what I mean,

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but I just found out
that he's been coming to mass

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because he saw me flying
and thinks he had a vision.

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I've got to tell him
the truth.

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But I thought you wanted him
to come to church.

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Yes, but
for the right reasons,

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not because he saw me
flipping off in the wild blue yonder.

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That's the easy way
to get converts.

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You understand?

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I think so.

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Don't take too long.

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The bishop's expected
this afternoon

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and he'll be inspecting
the classrooms!

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Check!

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Carlos!

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Señor Ramirez! Carlos!

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Oh, I'm so glad I found you.

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Why do you go to see me?

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Well, I haven't got
much time, so I'll get right to the point.

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You've changed
because you thought you saw a vision of me flying, right?

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Oh, sister bertrille,

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my vision of you
is not a laughing matter.

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But it's not a vision.
You see, I can fly.

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Look, Carlos,
it's very simple.

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You see,
I only weigh 90 pounds,

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and the combination
of my cornet and the wind lifts me.

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So how come
you not flying now?

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I have skates in my hands.

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Oh, sister,
would you please leave me alone?

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Carlos, I haven't got time
to argue.

256
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:08,000
Look, if I give you
a quick demonstration, will you believe me then?

257
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,110
You are going to fly now?

258
00:13:09,110 --> 00:13:12,020
Yeah, well, just a quick hop,
but you'll get the idea.

259
00:13:12,020 --> 00:13:14,210
Let's see, I need
some elevation for takeoff. That rock'll do.

260
00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:17,170
Oh, sister, sister,
you're going to fall from there.

261
00:13:17,170 --> 00:13:20,010
Yeah, they laughed
at the Wright brothers, too.

262
00:13:20,010 --> 00:13:22,050
Look, you just keep your eyes
peeled for people.

263
00:13:22,050 --> 00:13:25,050
I don't want anymore
counterfeit converts.

264
00:13:25,050 --> 00:13:27,140
Wind's not bad.

265
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:31,230
There. Now, I just
jettison my skates and I'm ready for takeoff.

266
00:13:31,230 --> 00:13:33,070
Contact.

267
00:14:01,110 --> 00:14:04,140
Convinced?
Convinced.

268
00:14:04,140 --> 00:14:07,150
Now, Carlos,
just because you've learned it wasn't a vision,

269
00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:09,180
that's no reason
to stop coming to mass.

270
00:14:09,180 --> 00:14:13,030
I mean, there's lots of other
reasons-- where are you going?

271
00:14:13,030 --> 00:14:15,130
First, I'm going to get drunk.

272
00:14:15,130 --> 00:14:17,190
Then, I'm going to gamble,

273
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,130
and then--
Carlos.

274
00:14:21,090 --> 00:14:24,170
Sister, I have to do something
to regain my reputation.

275
00:14:32,110 --> 00:14:34,190
[Reverend Mother]
All things considered, your grace,

276
00:14:34,190 --> 00:14:38,210
we have enjoyed
some measure of success, despite the handicaps.

277
00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:41,210
Of course, our major problem
is still a lack of funds.

278
00:14:41,210 --> 00:14:45,020
We've had to make do
with such inadequate...

279
00:14:45,170 --> 00:14:47,150
Sister bertrille,

280
00:14:47,150 --> 00:14:49,110
shouldn't you be
in your classroom?

281
00:14:49,110 --> 00:14:52,170
[stuttering]
Well, I was just on my way, reverend mother.

282
00:14:52,170 --> 00:14:56,090
Uh, your grace,
this is sister bertrille who teaches kindergarten.

283
00:14:56,090 --> 00:14:58,060
She's been with us
just 2 weeks.

284
00:14:58,060 --> 00:15:00,100
Your grace.
Sister.

285
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,180
Why are you crouching
like that, sister?

286
00:15:04,090 --> 00:15:07,050
Well--well, I often stand
like this, your grace.

287
00:15:07,050 --> 00:15:09,030
Oh.

288
00:15:09,030 --> 00:15:10,220
I was just looking
at your classroom.

289
00:15:10,220 --> 00:15:14,030
Oh, great place
if you're a mole, huh?

290
00:15:14,030 --> 00:15:16,170
I--I mean, that'll all change
now that Señor Ramirez

291
00:15:16,170 --> 00:15:18,140
has donated his land
for the new school.

292
00:15:18,140 --> 00:15:21,090
Oh, yes, the reverend mother
was telling me about that.

293
00:15:21,090 --> 00:15:23,090
And I should like to meet
this Señor Ramirez

294
00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:24,180
to thank him
for his generosity.

295
00:15:24,180 --> 00:15:26,210
Oh, I'm sure he'll get
quite a kick out of it,

296
00:15:26,210 --> 00:15:28,200
and you'll like him, too.
He's a great guy.

297
00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:31,180
Thank you for
your information, sister. You may leave now.

298
00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:33,210
After you.

299
00:15:33,210 --> 00:15:36,120
Sister bertrille,
your class is waiting.

300
00:15:38,140 --> 00:15:39,190
Right.

301
00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:49,170
Does she always
use that method of transportation?

302
00:15:49,170 --> 00:15:51,000
I wish she did.

303
00:15:52,130 --> 00:15:56,080
[stuttering]
Uh, sister bertrille is somewhat unorthodox,

304
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:58,100
but her intentions are good.

305
00:15:58,100 --> 00:16:00,170
I'm sure they are.

306
00:16:00,170 --> 00:16:03,210
Reverend mother,
I am anxious to meet this Señor Ramirez.

307
00:16:03,210 --> 00:16:05,200
He must be a very devout man.

308
00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:08,190
I'm sure he is,
about some things.

309
00:16:08,190 --> 00:16:10,130
[Carlos]
I'll raise you

310
00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:13,090
1,000.

311
00:16:13,090 --> 00:16:15,100
Oh, honey, don't you think
you ought to quit?

312
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:17,170
You've been losing
for 8 straight hours.

313
00:16:17,170 --> 00:16:19,180
My luck's just about
to change now.

314
00:16:20,140 --> 00:16:22,010
I call.

315
00:16:24,210 --> 00:16:26,000
Flush.

316
00:16:26,170 --> 00:16:28,070
Full boat.

317
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:29,090
Well...

318
00:16:29,090 --> 00:16:30,110
[sighing]

319
00:16:30,110 --> 00:16:33,000
That sees me out.

320
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,180
Do you know how much
you lost, Carlos?

321
00:16:34,180 --> 00:16:37,140
Sure. Everything.

322
00:16:37,140 --> 00:16:40,130
Not everything.
You still got your boat.

323
00:16:40,130 --> 00:16:43,060
No, no. That I would
like to keep.

324
00:16:43,060 --> 00:16:45,040
Yeah, but Tony here's
got a point.

325
00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:48,100
I mean, we hate to quit
without giving you a chance to get your money back.

326
00:16:48,100 --> 00:16:50,210
How about you put up your boat
against everything you lost.

327
00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:53,110
Oh, no, no. The cards
aren't on my side today.

328
00:16:53,110 --> 00:16:56,160
It don't have to be poker.
You name the bet.

329
00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:58,110
♪[children singing]

330
00:16:58,110 --> 00:16:59,160
Well, what is it, honey?

331
00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:01,100
[shushing]

332
00:17:04,010 --> 00:17:06,220
[Bertrille]
♪ paint me a picture of what makes you happiest ♪

333
00:17:06,220 --> 00:17:10,020
♪ and then we'll try
to make it come true ♪

334
00:17:10,020 --> 00:17:14,170
♪ paint me a picture
and then I'll paint a picture for you ♪

335
00:17:15,170 --> 00:17:17,100
Did you say any bet?

336
00:17:17,100 --> 00:17:18,180
Yeah, sure.

337
00:17:18,180 --> 00:17:21,070
Gentlemen, you have a wager.

338
00:17:21,070 --> 00:17:22,120
What's the bet?

339
00:17:22,120 --> 00:17:23,170
Come here.

340
00:17:23,170 --> 00:17:25,110
[children chattering]

341
00:17:25,110 --> 00:17:27,120
[Bertrille]
All right, kids. Come on, let's go. Pedro, hurry up.

342
00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:30,020
Don't hog the water.
Ah, come on, kids.

343
00:17:30,020 --> 00:17:32,110
I'll bet my yacht
against my losses

344
00:17:32,110 --> 00:17:36,150
that within 8 hours,
you're going to see that nun fly.

345
00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:38,130
[scoffs]

346
00:17:38,130 --> 00:17:40,110
Hey, I mean,
what kind of bet is that?

347
00:17:40,110 --> 00:17:42,030
Anybody can buy
an airline ticket.

348
00:17:42,030 --> 00:17:45,130
Oh, no, you're going
to see her fly unaided.

349
00:17:45,130 --> 00:17:49,010
Oh, Carlos, you're not going
to start that again!

350
00:17:49,010 --> 00:17:52,030
Wait a minute.
Are you trying to tell us

351
00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:54,010
that you think
that nuns can fly?

352
00:17:54,010 --> 00:17:56,030
Oh, no. Not all nuns.

353
00:17:56,220 --> 00:17:58,070
That one.

354
00:17:58,070 --> 00:18:02,000
[chuckling]
The--the joke's over, guys.

355
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,120
Carlos is just putting you on,
weren't you, Carlos?

356
00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:08,080
Oh, no. I'm putting her up.

357
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:11,010
Let me get this straight.

358
00:18:11,010 --> 00:18:14,080
You're willing
to bet your boat that the little nun can...

359
00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:17,120
That's very good.

360
00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:20,000
Can you do bird calls, too?

361
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,180
Now gentlemen,

362
00:18:21,180 --> 00:18:23,060
is it a bet?

363
00:18:25,210 --> 00:18:27,190
You must be crazy, Carlos.

364
00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:29,190
There's an old Spanish saying

365
00:18:29,190 --> 00:18:31,070
[speaking Spanish]

366
00:18:31,070 --> 00:18:33,070
What's that mean?

367
00:18:34,150 --> 00:18:36,200
[in English]
Put up or shut up.

368
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:39,040
Carlos,
I can't fly for money.

369
00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:42,080
Well, why not?
Are you afraid of losing your amateur standing?

370
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:44,120
I can't fly, period.
I've been grounded.

371
00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:46,050
But I don't understand.

372
00:18:46,050 --> 00:18:48,210
There's a strong trade wind.
The weather is perfect.

373
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:50,210
I promised the reverend mother
I wouldn't fly

374
00:18:50,210 --> 00:18:52,100
while the bishop
was in Puerto Rico.

375
00:18:52,100 --> 00:18:54,090
But you've got to.

376
00:18:54,090 --> 00:18:57,180
If it hadn't been for you,
I wouldn't have tried to make up for lost time

377
00:18:57,180 --> 00:18:59,190
and gambled so stupidly.

378
00:18:59,190 --> 00:19:01,110
Well, Carlos,
I'm really sorry, but I--

379
00:19:01,110 --> 00:19:03,220
oh, listen,
don't you think you owe me this?

380
00:19:03,220 --> 00:19:05,190
Owe you?
Yes.

381
00:19:05,190 --> 00:19:07,110
I donated the land
to the convent

382
00:19:07,110 --> 00:19:09,160
when I saw you fly
the first time, right?

383
00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:11,040
Yes.
Now, when I learned that

384
00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:13,160
that was not a vision,
I didn't take the land back.

385
00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:17,210
But I haven't signed
the papers yet.

386
00:19:19,090 --> 00:19:21,200
You'd welch on your promise?

387
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:23,170
Well,

388
00:19:23,170 --> 00:19:25,190
my yacht means a lot to me.

389
00:19:27,140 --> 00:19:30,140
Well, I'll try
and get permission from the reverend mother,

390
00:19:30,140 --> 00:19:32,020
but it's a long shot.

391
00:19:32,020 --> 00:19:35,130
Sister, I've been backing
long shots all my life.

392
00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:38,050
Swell, but you never bet
on the reverend mother before.

393
00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:49,030
Reverend mother!

394
00:19:49,030 --> 00:19:50,170
[station wagon
engine starting]

395
00:19:50,170 --> 00:19:52,020
Oh, hi, your grace.

396
00:19:52,020 --> 00:19:55,060
Uh, reverend mother,
I need your advice.

397
00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:57,060
We have no time now,
sister.

398
00:19:57,060 --> 00:19:59,060
Uh, his grace and I
are going into town.

399
00:19:59,060 --> 00:20:02,140
But it's about,
uh, convent policy.

400
00:20:02,140 --> 00:20:06,180
Well, sister, you will
have to learn to make some decisions by yourself.

401
00:20:06,180 --> 00:20:08,190
Isn't that right, your grace?

402
00:20:08,190 --> 00:20:12,230
Now, you just ask yourself,
"is it for the good of the convent?"

403
00:20:12,230 --> 00:20:15,030
The answer will be apparent.

404
00:20:19,230 --> 00:20:23,060
Well, I guess
that settles that.

405
00:20:23,060 --> 00:20:25,120
Ok, Carlos, I'll make
one pass over the yacht.

406
00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:27,210
But you better
tell your friends to keep their eyes peeled

407
00:20:27,210 --> 00:20:29,140
because I don't
plan on any encores.

408
00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:31,080
Once will be enough, sister.

409
00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:33,190
Yeah, it'll be
more than enough if the bishop sees me.

410
00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:35,100
Now, we better
synchronize our watches.

411
00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:39,110
Hello. Hello.

412
00:20:39,110 --> 00:20:42,010
What's the matter?
I just remembered. I don't have a watch.

413
00:20:42,010 --> 00:20:44,120
Well, anyway,
look for me in 4 minutes.

414
00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:45,220
Fine.

415
00:20:48,130 --> 00:20:49,220
What are you lookin' for?

416
00:20:49,220 --> 00:20:51,020
The nun. Who else?

417
00:20:51,020 --> 00:20:53,080
[laughing]
Are you kiddin'?

418
00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:56,080
I got a feeling
this is a real sucker bet.

419
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:58,010
It smells like a set-up,
you know, Lou.

420
00:20:58,010 --> 00:21:00,170
I mean, why would
a sharp guy like Carlos

421
00:21:00,170 --> 00:21:04,120
bet on a flying nun
unless he had some kind of inside information?

422
00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:07,210
'Cause it's all in his mind,
that's why. Dottie told us that.

423
00:21:07,210 --> 00:21:11,100
I don't know.
I mean, that might be part of the set-up.

424
00:21:11,100 --> 00:21:14,110
And what if she's some
kind of, uh, sky diver.

425
00:21:14,110 --> 00:21:19,100
I'll tell you something,
Tony. If Carlos can show us a nun flying,

426
00:21:19,100 --> 00:21:22,040
or even sky diving,
I'm willing to give him the money.

427
00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:26,190
She's coming over
in 3 minutes.

428
00:21:26,190 --> 00:21:29,210
Level with us, Carlos.
This is some kind of joke, right?

429
00:21:29,210 --> 00:21:32,090
I can't afford this
type of joke, Lou.

430
00:21:32,090 --> 00:21:34,050
Now, you have to promise me

431
00:21:34,050 --> 00:21:37,010
that what you are about to see
will remain just between the three of us.

432
00:21:37,010 --> 00:21:39,130
Sure, sure.
But what about them?

433
00:21:39,130 --> 00:21:41,180
Thank you, your grace.

434
00:21:41,180 --> 00:21:45,020
Oh, Señor Ramirez,
I would like to introduce bishop Dillion.

435
00:21:45,020 --> 00:21:47,040
Oh, very nice to meet you,
your grace.

436
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:49,170
But, I am, uh, rather busy
right now.

437
00:21:49,170 --> 00:21:51,220
Well, I just wanted
to thank you personally

438
00:21:51,220 --> 00:21:53,220
for your generous gift
of your land.

439
00:21:53,220 --> 00:21:55,160
Well, thank you,
your grace,

440
00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:58,120
but I'm, uh,
expecting a visitor now.

441
00:21:58,120 --> 00:21:59,200
She the one who flies?

442
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:01,010
I beg your pardon?

443
00:22:01,010 --> 00:22:04,000
This is mother superior
from convent San tanco

444
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,180
and this is bishop Dillion.

445
00:22:06,170 --> 00:22:08,140
They were just leaving.

446
00:22:08,140 --> 00:22:11,160
Could I take a moment
to look around? I-I've never been on a yacht before.

447
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:13,190
Oh, well, of course.

448
00:22:13,190 --> 00:22:14,220
I'll show you the cabin.

449
00:22:14,220 --> 00:22:16,200
In a moment. Yes.

450
00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:19,060
The water here is so blue.

451
00:22:19,060 --> 00:22:21,040
Holy Toledo, there she is!

452
00:22:32,020 --> 00:22:33,230
Your grace!

453
00:22:33,230 --> 00:22:35,140
I'm extremely sorry.

454
00:22:35,140 --> 00:22:39,060
I'm afraid I--I can't swim!

455
00:22:39,060 --> 00:22:40,130
[Carlos]
Hold on, your grace.

456
00:22:40,130 --> 00:22:44,050
Mr. Bishop,
I'll get a life belt!

457
00:22:44,050 --> 00:22:47,020
[Bishop Dillion]
I'm afraid I--I can't swim.

458
00:22:49,130 --> 00:22:51,000
I can't swim.

459
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,180
Just relax, your grace.
I'm a great swimmer.

460
00:23:12,220 --> 00:23:16,030
Well, I must say,
it was very nice

461
00:23:16,030 --> 00:23:18,140
of Señor Ramirez to lend me
these dry clothes.

462
00:23:18,140 --> 00:23:20,090
Yeah. Looks great on you,
your grace.

463
00:23:20,090 --> 00:23:21,210
You should wear yellow
more often.

464
00:23:21,210 --> 00:23:23,130
Sister.

465
00:23:23,130 --> 00:23:27,170
I still don't understand
how I fell overboard.

466
00:23:27,170 --> 00:23:29,160
And how did you
reach my side so quickly?

467
00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:31,130
You--you--you seemed to come
from nowhere.

468
00:23:31,130 --> 00:23:34,210
Oh, I was just
in the neighborhood, and I saw you having problems,

469
00:23:34,210 --> 00:23:36,120
so I just dove right in.

470
00:23:37,190 --> 00:23:39,130
Well,

471
00:23:39,130 --> 00:23:42,120
I'm sure my clothes
are dry by now. Yes.

472
00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:44,080
Thank you again,
sister bertrille.

473
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:46,020
You should be
in the Olympics.

474
00:23:46,020 --> 00:23:47,180
In what category?

475
00:23:47,180 --> 00:23:49,170
Why, swimming, of course.

476
00:23:49,170 --> 00:23:50,220
Oh, swimming.

477
00:23:50,220 --> 00:23:52,220
That is, unless you have
other talents, too.

478
00:23:52,220 --> 00:23:55,010
Goodbye, sister bertrille.
Your grace.

479
00:23:55,010 --> 00:23:57,200
And I'll see you later,
reverend mother. Yes, your grace.

480
00:23:59,210 --> 00:24:01,100
[door opening]

481
00:24:01,100 --> 00:24:02,140
[door closing]

482
00:24:02,140 --> 00:24:04,130
I'm sorry I had to fly,
reverend mother,

483
00:24:04,130 --> 00:24:07,030
but I felt it was for the good
of the convent. Sister...

484
00:24:08,090 --> 00:24:10,220
Yes, I understand the problem
you faced.

485
00:24:10,220 --> 00:24:12,230
But in the future,
I think it might be better

486
00:24:12,230 --> 00:24:15,120
if you didn't see
Señor Ramirez so frequently.

487
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:17,110
That will be all.
You can go, sister.

488
00:24:20,130 --> 00:24:22,160
Sister.

489
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:27,020
Just out of curiosity,
how did his grace fall overboard?

490
00:24:27,190 --> 00:24:29,090
I don't know.

491
00:24:29,090 --> 00:24:31,230
It could have been
a gust of wind, reverend mother.

492
00:24:31,230 --> 00:24:35,080
You know, the wind can do
strange things in San Juan.

493
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:38,100
Don't remind me, sister.
Don't remind me.

494
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:27,960
[end credits]

495
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